i HATE salon-hag!!
okay, i take that back...but i really, REALLY dislike her.
salon-hag makes me feel really bad about the way i look.
it's just the way she looks at my unstyled hair, un-manicured claws,
and finally the eyebrows!!
first she frowns, then she goes 'tut-tut', in the most annoying tone EVER...then she tells me that i should get them done more often...then she shears them off for me.
thank-eww...i looove how my hair looks now...not!
i'll not even mention the eyebrows...because they're mostly gone. *sigh*
you know salon-hag, there's one in almost every beauty-shop: 50+ matronly woman, frowny face, large, really mean.
you know.
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Erm...on Friday, I went to the salon. Sat there for nearly three hours, had my eyebrows done (after they were actually scowled at) and then one measly inch of my hair was cut off. I'd gone for a hair-cut, but the salon-ladies have known since I was an infant, so they're bloody possessive about my hair. Trust me, that's actually worsethan your salon-hag.
hey...woohoo......everybody's gettin a make over disaster....means more people to laugh at !!!!
first moplah..then you...life cudnt get any better !!!!!
add mandy to the list...
this is heaven..
*points and laughs atcha*
i know
The salon I frequent has these two really sophisticated who look at you like they couldn't imagine how you existed looking like the way you do.
all in favour of shaving the misanthrope's head say 'aye'!
whaat....from johnny depp to bruce willis ?? u gotta be kiddin me....
*carefully protects his mane*
I hate these salon people,when I got my second piercing they just whooshed the gun through without any consideration for my ear,bunch of meanies!hmpf.And is everyone getting makeovers already?Phbt.
@cyber monkey,
Aye!
@the misanthrope,
Check the above comment.
@dreamfloat,
Not make-overs as much as anti-heat measures, I think.
@neeli:
support the cause, but. ew. touch that hair?
"Aye"
damn :(
itll grow back
no harming raccoonzel...
Achchha, castor oil works, btw. And next time you meet the hag, and she's about to make a nasty comment, ask her to talk to the finger (middle).
I like your haircut!
About the eyebrows- ahem.. *cough cough*
:P
u mean..those were actual eyebrows and not some messed up permanent marker cover up ??.....u must feel suicidal everytime u look in the mirror....tsk tsk tsk
ME IS BACK!!
@raccoonzel,
i shall shear you like a sheep!
and thankoo everyone!
tuna, i thought your strategy was to point and laugh! :D
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