D'you remember when I said I was going to be a crazy-cat-lady someday?
Of course you do! Because I never stopped saying it.
I could just see myself at 60, surrounded by around 17 cats in various states of disinterested condescension, just sitting and lying about, in a smelly old house, while I huddle in a rocking chair and cackle madly.
Aah! that's the life. not!
And now, to my helpless horror and indignation, I've laid ze feline foundation!
I now have not one, but TWO cats!
Yes, just let that sink in for a moment.
Two damn kittens destroying everything, snapping at my heels, following me everywhere...
*sigh*
This is the beginning of the end, my friends.
Of course you do! Because I never stopped saying it.
I could just see myself at 60, surrounded by around 17 cats in various states of disinterested condescension, just sitting and lying about, in a smelly old house, while I huddle in a rocking chair and cackle madly.
Aah! that's the life. not!
And now, to my helpless horror and indignation, I've laid ze feline foundation!
I now have not one, but TWO cats!
Yes, just let that sink in for a moment.
Two damn kittens destroying everything, snapping at my heels, following me everywhere...
*sigh*
This is the beginning of the end, my friends.
