but this is how all my battles go:
i scowl (while trying to think up arguments that will stump the enemy),
i say mean things (tell the person they don't deserve my love\loyalty\attention\affection\respect), i scream\stomp my feet\sob\try emo. blackmailetc.(depending on who i'm up against)
i always, ALWAYS have the last word.
and obviously, i stop talking to the person afterwards.
eventually i find myself in the same room\classroom\bus\cab\car with person in question, at which point i do the stupid-grin-i'm-NOT-sorry-but-let's-not-do-this-again routine.
always works :)
you must understand that this doesn't happen that often, so sometimes things get royally screwed up. but when things go according to the battle-plan... *yay*
:)
the warlords
my Dida taught me the art of verbal warfare.
7 comments:
Ha Ha...But what if someday you're up against someone who's more powerful than you are?
That's a lovely snap!
poor baby. all better now?
You can say mean things? I find that a little difficult to believe... :P
this helps..
kill the person....that way u'll have the last word and the last move...and u'll never encounter embarassing encounters anywhere (well...highly unlikely..but i wont say impossible....u know zombies n all...)
@neelu,
powerful as in better at emo. blackmail? hotei pare na! :D
@tuna,
thankew :)
@rhea,
don't 'poor baby' me! i enjoy doing this!
@ruki,
i say awfully mean things sometimes...but i regret saying them almost immediately afterwards! so, not much fun.
@raccoonlord,
remember that you told me to do that if i ever get mad at you :)
:)
Way to go, girl.
btw, all fine with dida now?
P.S.:- You could also try the well-there's-no-point-in-being-juvenile-and-heck-i'm-the-only-sensible-person-here smile too after a fight. That seems to work wonders.
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