babies

why does everyone assume babies like to be cuddled?

work

my end semester exams are less than 24 hours away.

and so, i've found these:
buttersafe
feel afraid
9gag

enjoy.

oh, and i'm doomed.

feline folly

have you ever dangled a bit of string in front of a cat. if you haven't, you absolutely must try it.

step 1: find cat. if you have a cat, brilliant! find it. if you don't have a cat and your neighbour does, kidnap it.

step 2: find string. yarn works just as well.

step 3: put the two together. dangle the string in front of the cat, or drag it across the floor (string, not cat). keep it out of furry's reach, and keep it moving.

I've always thought cat-toys were designed to humiliate and insult the intelligence of these normally dignified and intelligent (my cat happens to be an exception) animals. that was before i tried the string trick.
watch as they start acting like retarded kittens.

be warned, they can chase the string for hours on end without tiring.

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phase 1: organised blogging

* the cyclone was called AILA!
* have discovered green apples
* exam over.
* don't ask
* lunch at TD, today.
* i'll never wear white again!
* writer's block
* Gah!

coming up next: phase 2 - emo blogging.
followed by 'yay! i'm a 5yr. old' blogging.

* goodbye

weird

the other day, i had the most bizarre thing happen to me.
i was walking (yuss, i do this a lot!) along gariahat road, and rather slowly because there's always this entire mass of people who move in a particular direction along the sidewalk, and you can only walk as fast as the person in front of you, or you'll end up either pushing people or stepping on their toes!

so as i walked sleeewly, random guy walking in the opposite direction, drew up close to me, leaned over, and smelled my hair!!!

i mean, wtf!!? what is that even supposed to mean?!!!
does that at all count as eve-teasing? because he didn't really do anything to offend me, just really freaked me out!
maybe he was conducting some sort of shampoo-user survey...maybe!



p.s.: it's a free country, you can choose to be a blur if you want to. but only if you really, really want to.

blatta

how long do cockroaches live?
if they're not squashed underfoot as youngsters, that is.

there's this cockroach that sneaks into my loo every night, and waits patiently behind the wash-basin till i come in and shoo it away, at which point it scuttles back down the drain-pipe.

it's a gentle, harmless creature.
but I'm not sure if it's the same cockroach, because it's been turning up with extreme regularity every day for about a month now!
do you suppose it's a whole bunch of cockroaches who decided to take turns to visit me?

anyway, it needs a name, what should i call it?

and BAD conversations happen after booze!
but thanks anyway, for sticking around to watch me make a complete ass of myself!
:)

day

*missed rhetoric and comp.
*fed puppy
*badcoffee and chips
*missed French class
*put ointment on PMD
*met Neelu's cat
*lost my cell phone.


P.S.:SP and LK helped me look for lost phone. thankoo.